When I was
a little kid we used to spend a portion of each hot summer at the lake in Michigan.
It was a family place in the Upper Peninsula. Everyone there sounds a little Canadian, eh?
Anyway…I had this cousin who always seemed to be there. He was an avid angler. A fisherman.
Well…actually he was probably more of a lazy bum who liked to fish. A lot.
Right. Really, I think fishing was his clever way to avoid being productive. At any rate, he was fond of telling us (over and over again) about the time he caught a fish “THIS BIG”. And for whatever reason, I remembered him and his stories today.
Well, yesterday I was thinking fondly of the summers up north. And my cousins fishing fables, when suddenly realized: tall fish stories are like the fat loss fibs people tell about losing weight on commercials.
Think about it.
When you watch a commercial for a weight loss product on TV you hear exaggerated claims of weight loss. Just like how fisher-folk like to spin yarns about giant fish that got away… Seems to be human nature.
Which begs the question: what is reasonable? What is realistic? What is the truth? Well…
If you are on a fad diet where you eat only 800 calories a day, your body will drop water and muscle like crazy. At the end of your first week of starvation, your body can lose dramatic amounts of weight. The scale will seem to show the most amazing success in the world. The scale, if it could talk, would say, “WOW!” .
Now, at this moment of psychological triumph… it is the perfect time for an unscrupulous marketer to swoop in and grab a video testimonial. Which usually goes something like this: “My name is Jenny Lostalot. In my first week on Super Fat Incinerator I lost 25lbs! Friends all think I look the best I ever have. Blahbiddity fib-diddly fib.”.
And then 50,000 people rush to buy a bottle of Super Fat Incinerator and the thigh master to sculpt their inner thighs. (Impossible to spot reduce…but that’s another post for another time) All the while, knowing somewhere deep inside, that it is all a fabrication.
A hoax.
A bamboozle.
A fable.
Sigh.
It makes my job of being honest about body fat loss tougher. And a lot less glamorous. After all, I have to fight the colorful tales in the media and tell the truth.
You say you want the unvarnished truth?
Yay! OK, then here it is. Or at least this is what data says:
A good rate of body fat loss for permanent change is about 1 percent of your current weight per week or so. So if you currently weigh 180lbs, you might expect–by following a properly constructed food plan, tracking calories with a food journal, performing regular metabolic conditioning workouts (like boot camp), getting lots of motivation, accountability, and proper guidance –to lose approximately 1.8lbs per week. Sometimes a little more, sometimes a little less since body fat loss is never like clockwork.
Gee whiz. I wish it were as easy as creating a pill or radical fad diet plan which would magically cause 25lbs of body fat loss the first week. I’d be a billionaire overnight. Because I’d patent that shinola.
But alas. The only way I know to lose 25lbs in a week legitimately, is to amputate your leg.
Or throw back that giant tall-tale trout.
Coach D





Daniel on AM Northwest: Commercial Break Workouts
Every month I have the privilege of helping people tuned in to AM Northwest.
Recently we talked about working out on the Commercial Break! We also got into a special technique borrowed from ol’ Charles Atlas. If you aren’t currently in Portland Adventure Boot Camp, you can do these exercise in the comfort of your own home while watching television.
Here it is: